The new
James Bond is out and it is called SPECTRE. Most of my
friends have asked me when we are going to watch this at the theater, but I for
one am not going to go watch this in the movie theater cough cough I am going
to download it. I will tell you all why. Daniel (The Brute) Craig as James Bond
is by far the worst Bond. They have tried to reboot Bond when it really never
needed to be rebooted. James Bond movies
have a set of rules that need to be followed for it to be called a James Bond
movie. If the movie does not follow these rules it is just any other random
action movie Jason Bourne or Mission Impossible. It would be like if you took
Star Wars and rebooted it and said let us not have it in space and it is all
about Jar Jar Binks an instead of Lightsabers let us have dark shields and
instead of the force we will have the Weakness. Let us see how many Star Wars
fans will get behind this!!
In Daniel (The Brute) Craig’s 1St
Bond movie (Casino Royale) we see him running though walls driving an
ambulance and being bad at poker then needing the American’s help to get the
money back and getting caught by the bad guy whose thing is to cry blood. Then
we have Quantum of Solace that
was so boring and lacking of a plot that no one remembers it (I think, since
even I don’t remember most of it). Then there was Skyfall at least this
movie was watchable and kind of tried to finish the whole reboot thingy. All
the humor/ sophistication/James Bondness that James Bond normally shows is lost in all these movies. This has to
stop and that is why I am boycotting this movie like an American college
student that is studying gender studies and sees something that might or might
not offend women. Please let us make this the last James Bond that Daniel (The
Brute) Craig makes. #MarksRants #ButeNotBond
